Hizemans Menu (2025 Update)
Welcome to Hizemans, where comfort meets flavor in the heart of Naperville. Located at 218 S Washington St, this delightful eatery specializes in mouthwatering burgers and unique tacos that will tantalize your taste buds. Each burger is a showcase of culinary creativity, featuring standout options like the Patty Lucy—an 8oz CAB patty oozing with American cheese, delicate caramelized onions, and tastebud-tingling lucy sauce, all embraced by buttered Texas toast.
For taco lovers, Hizemans won’t disappoint. Indulge in the Crispy Shrimp Tacos, which marry the crunch of fried shrimp with spicy cabbage slaw and zigzag jalapeno crema. With vibrant flavors and a cozy atmosphere, Hizemans is the perfect spot for a memorable meal with family or friends. Don’t miss the chance to experience comfort food elevated to new heights!
Greens
Tommy Bartlett
grilled chicken, pear, feta, walnuts, crispy onion strings, mixed greens, raspberry vinaigrette
Good Buffalo
fried chicken, cheddar, charred corn, avocado, carrots, tomato, romaine, fancy sauce, buffalo drizzle
Bad Goat
fried goat cheese, watermelon, red onion, pine nuts, mixed greens, balsamic reduction, honey drizzle
California Chopper
grilled chicken, avocado, smoked bacon, hard-boiled egg, tomato, cheddar, romaine, creamy avocado dressing
Funnel Fries
deep fried dough, cinnamon sugar, powdered sugar, chocolate sauce
Sweets
Kids
Kids Chicken Tenders
(2) fresh chicken tenders, fried, and served w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon
Kids Cheeseburger
brisket blend smash patty, american cheese, buttered brioche bun w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon
Kids Grilled Cheese
american cheese, buttered texas toast choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon
Kids Hamburger
brisket blend smash patty, buttered brioche bun w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon
Kids Hot Dog
wagyu beef hot dog, pretzel hot dog bun, served w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon
Honey Butter Chips
honey, sriracha, sea salt, ranch sauce
Mac'n'Cheese Donuts
(3) flamin' hot cheetos breading, green onion, fancy sauce
Buffalo Chix Waffle Fry
fried chicken, bleu cheese, cheddar, green onion, buffalo, fancy sauce
Pork Waffle Fry
pork shoulder, charred jalapenos, pickled onions, white cheese, green onion, bourbon glaze, fancy sauce
Hize Wings
(6) always fresh, free-range, chicken wings w/ choice of sauce
Pre-Game
Sandos
Big Bird
fried chicken breast, provolone, honey mustard slaw, pickles
Dennis Codman
*MARCH F.O.M.*: crispy breaded cod filet, american cheese, spicy cabbage slaw, pickles, jalapeno crema, buttered brioche bun
Little Bird
fried chicken breast, hizeman sauce, pickle
Elote Dog
wagyu beef dog, charred corn, bacon, queso fresco, elote slaw, jalapeno crema, cilantro
Shrimpo'
fried shrimp, spicy cabbage slaw, tomato, sriracha mayo, provolone, green onion
The Philly
shredded steak, charred green peppers, caramelized onions, provolone, bacon-jalapeno cheese spread, french roll
The Hamilton
*VEGAN* - beyond vegan sausage, spicy slaw, sriracha vegan aioli, pretzel bun
SIDE Of WAFFLE FRIES
SIDE SALAD
SIDE Of WATERMELON
SIDE Of CHIPS
Sides
Tacos
Taco Pineapple Pork
(3) slow cooked pork shoulder, pineapple salsa, crema verde, spicy cabbage slaw, queso fresco, cilantro
Taco Crispy Shrimp
(3) fried shrimp, sweet chili sauce, spicy cabbage slaw, jalapeno crema, cilantro
SD Honey Sriracha
SD BBQ
ADD Grilled Chicken
SD Sweet Chili
SD Honey Mustard
SD Fancy Sauce
SD Sriracha Mayo
SD Raspberry Vinagrette
SD Avocado
SD Chocolate Sauce
SD Pickles
SD 2 Goat Chz Balls
SD Avocado Ranch
SD Bleu Chz Sauce
SD Hizeman Sauce
SD Mayo
SD Balsamic
SD Gonzo Sauce
SD Bleu Chz Crumble
SD Bourbon Glaze
SD Jalapeno Crema
ADD Fried Chicken
SD Bacon Slice
SD Lucy Sauce
SD Hizaki Sauce
SD Gochujang
SD Buffalo
SD Chili Garlic
Add-Ons
Burgers
Patty Lucy
8oz. CAB patty stuffed w/ american cheese, topped w/ more american, lucy sauce, caramelized onions, buttered Texas toast
The Gonzo
double brisket blend patty, american, sunny-up egg, gonzo sauce, toasted english muffin
The Hizeman
double brisket blend patty, smoked bacon, American, pickles, hize sauce, red onion, buttered brioche bun