Hizemans Menu (2025 Update)

Welcome to Hizemans, where comfort meets flavor in the heart of Naperville. Located at 218 S Washington St, this delightful eatery specializes in mouthwatering burgers and unique tacos that will tantalize your taste buds. Each burger is a showcase of culinary creativity, featuring standout options like the Patty Lucy—an 8oz CAB patty oozing with American cheese, delicate caramelized onions, and tastebud-tingling lucy sauce, all embraced by buttered Texas toast.

For taco lovers, Hizemans won’t disappoint. Indulge in the Crispy Shrimp Tacos, which marry the crunch of fried shrimp with spicy cabbage slaw and zigzag jalapeno crema. With vibrant flavors and a cozy atmosphere, Hizemans is the perfect spot for a memorable meal with family or friends. Don’t miss the chance to experience comfort food elevated to new heights!

Greens

Tommy Bartlett

grilled chicken, pear, feta, walnuts, crispy onion strings, mixed greens, raspberry vinaigrette

US$17.60

Good Buffalo

fried chicken, cheddar, charred corn, avocado, carrots, tomato, romaine, fancy sauce, buffalo drizzle

US$17.60

Bad Goat

fried goat cheese, watermelon, red onion, pine nuts, mixed greens, balsamic reduction, honey drizzle

US$17.60

California Chopper

grilled chicken, avocado, smoked bacon, hard-boiled egg, tomato, cheddar, romaine, creamy avocado dressing

US$17.60

Funnel Fries

deep fried dough, cinnamon sugar, powdered sugar, chocolate sauce

US$9.90

Sweets

Kids

Kids Chicken Tenders

(2) fresh chicken tenders, fried, and served w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon

US$9.90

Kids Cheeseburger

brisket blend smash patty, american cheese, buttered brioche bun w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon

US$9.90

Kids Grilled Cheese

american cheese, buttered texas toast choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon

US$9.90

Kids Hamburger

brisket blend smash patty, buttered brioche bun w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon

US$8.80

Kids Hot Dog

wagyu beef hot dog, pretzel hot dog bun, served w/choice of chips, waffle fry, or watermelon

US$11.00

Honey Butter Chips

honey, sriracha, sea salt, ranch sauce

US$11.00

Mac'n'Cheese Donuts

(3) flamin' hot cheetos breading, green onion, fancy sauce

US$13.20

Buffalo Chix Waffle Fry

fried chicken, bleu cheese, cheddar, green onion, buffalo, fancy sauce

US$16.50

Pork Waffle Fry

pork shoulder, charred jalapenos, pickled onions, white cheese, green onion, bourbon glaze, fancy sauce

US$16.50

Hize Wings

(6) always fresh, free-range, chicken wings w/ choice of sauce

US$15.40

Pre-Game

Sandos

Big Bird

fried chicken breast, provolone, honey mustard slaw, pickles

US$17.60

Dennis Codman

*MARCH F.O.M.*: crispy breaded cod filet, american cheese, spicy cabbage slaw, pickles, jalapeno crema, buttered brioche bun

US$16.50

Little Bird

fried chicken breast, hizeman sauce, pickle

US$15.40

Elote Dog

wagyu beef dog, charred corn, bacon, queso fresco, elote slaw, jalapeno crema, cilantro

US$15.40

Shrimpo'

fried shrimp, spicy cabbage slaw, tomato, sriracha mayo, provolone, green onion

US$17.60

The Philly

shredded steak, charred green peppers, caramelized onions, provolone, bacon-jalapeno cheese spread, french roll

US$18.70

The Hamilton

*VEGAN* - beyond vegan sausage, spicy slaw, sriracha vegan aioli, pretzel bun

US$16.50

SIDE Of WAFFLE FRIES

US$5.50

SIDE SALAD

US$4.40

SIDE Of WATERMELON

US$3.30

SIDE Of CHIPS

US$5.50

Sides

Tacos

Taco Pineapple Pork

(3) slow cooked pork shoulder, pineapple salsa, crema verde, spicy cabbage slaw, queso fresco, cilantro

US$17.60

Taco Crispy Shrimp

(3) fried shrimp, sweet chili sauce, spicy cabbage slaw, jalapeno crema, cilantro

US$17.60

SD Honey Sriracha

US$0.72

SD BBQ

US$0.72

ADD Grilled Chicken

US$7.70

SD Sweet Chili

US$0.72

SD Honey Mustard

US$0.72

SD Fancy Sauce

US$0.72

SD Sriracha Mayo

US$0.72

SD Raspberry Vinagrette

US$0.72

SD Avocado

US$4.29

SD Chocolate Sauce

US$0.55

SD Pickles

US$0.72

SD 2 Goat Chz Balls

US$8.58

SD Avocado Ranch

US$0.72

SD Bleu Chz Sauce

US$0.72

SD Hizeman Sauce

US$0.72

SD Mayo

US$0.72

SD Balsamic

US$0.72

SD Gonzo Sauce

US$0.72

SD Bleu Chz Crumble

US$0.72

SD Bourbon Glaze

US$0.72

SD Jalapeno Crema

US$0.72

ADD Fried Chicken

US$7.70

SD Bacon Slice

US$2.20

SD Lucy Sauce

US$0.72

SD Hizaki Sauce

US$0.72

SD Gochujang

US$0.55

SD Buffalo

US$0.72

SD Chili Garlic

US$0.72

Add-Ons

Burgers

Patty Lucy

8oz. CAB patty stuffed w/ american cheese, topped w/ more american, lucy sauce, caramelized onions, buttered Texas toast

US$17.60

The Gonzo

double brisket blend patty, american, sunny-up egg, gonzo sauce, toasted english muffin

US$16.50

The Hizeman

double brisket blend patty, smoked bacon, American, pickles, hize sauce, red onion, buttered brioche bun

US$17.60